Skipped a few training days?
Fell off the wagon and ate shit you had no business eating?
Completely failed at this fitness thing sometime in the past?
Well, you’re certainly in the right place for advice!
Here’s what ya do…
Rather than take your fuckup as a momentary setback, just save yourself the time and trouble and don’t try again.
Learn your lesson that whatever the fuck you wanted to do just isn’t cut out for you.
Perseverance?
Persistence?!
Tenacity?!?!
Ha!
Just go ahead and quit, like you do everything else in life.
But seeing how you already quit everything else in life, you don’t need me to tell you that!
So yeah, just quit.
Don’t even give what you’re doing (or want to do) another effort.
Fuck, why would things be different on the second, third, or nine-hundredth try?!
After all, the definition of insanity is doing the same thing and expecting different results.
I-N-S-A-N-I-T-Y!!!
