Can you name something that you like overpaying for, especially when you can get it for much, much cheaper somewhere else?
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Well, besides sushi and tacos and Indian food and anything else that can have you Dumb and Dumber-ing a toilet bowl. Continue reading Know Your Worth
noun [trey·ning pahrt·ner]
a person who works out with another person because the act of working out itself isn’t unbearable enough already. see also: VERSCHLIMMBESSERN
verb [spot]
1. to provide assistance in the performance of an exercise while telling the lifter that it’s all them when in fact it’s not all them because you’re getting more of a workout moving the waaaayyyyy tooooooooo heavy weight for them than they are. see also: BENCH PRESS
noun [spot]
2. the only acceptable time when a macho, macho man will allow another macho, macho man to tea bag him like during the bench press or ride him from behind like during squats, at least in public. see also: HOMOEROTIC
Emotional heartache after finding out your boo-bear was not only cheating on you but with someone much, much less hotter than you?
Ran an idea through someone you trusted who said it was stupid but then turned around and stole it and is now a mega-millionaire thanks to it?
Underemployed and have student debt that’ll take you three lifetimes to pay off because your parents spent the buttload of money left to you by your grandparents on shoes, clothes, fancy dinners, and other shit for themselves instead of squirreling the money away for your college education and beyond?
A horde of barbarians ransacked your village and burned it to the ground then sold you into slavery, which you worked your way out of?
What’s a person to do?!?! Continue reading Knocked Down
What’s keeping you from doing or becoming the great thing you were destined to do or become?
My, what a silly question!
The answer is E-V-E-R-Y-O-N-E!!!
Everyone’s holding you back!
If it weren’t for them, you’d be [insert whatever] by now.
But instead, your life plans haven’t panned out the way they were supposed to.
And it’s all…thanks…to…them!
I don’t know who the fuck “them” is, but trust me that I’m on your side. Continue reading Holding You Back
