Hard work?
You mean, put forth a representative effort in order to change your life?
Like, come home from your full-time job and stay up late at night to work on starting your own business instead of making somebody else rich?
Like, spend seven years of your life coming up with a general theory of relativity to go down in history as a genius?
Like, meal plan and food prep everything you eat well in advance so you always have food at hand to limit your chances of reaching for crap because you want the body you always dreamed about?
Maaaaaaannnnnn, fuck that shit!!!
Who needs that when there are genie bottles, fairy godmothers, birthday candles, shooting stars, Zoltar Speaks fortune teller machines, and all sorts of things capable of making all your dreams come true?!?!
