Your Dreams Are Good And All, But…

Your Dreams Are Good And All, But…

So it’s the first Thursday of February, huh?

Well, here’s a fun fact for you:

80 percent of New Year’s Resolutions fail by February, with the first Thursday of the month (today) being when the number of fast-food visits meets the downturn in gym check-ins.

If your gym has been anything like mine since the first of January, then it’s been crowded. Having new people come in with big dreams is a good thing that I should be going happy happy joy joy about as a personal trainer. I should also be doing the happy dance that I can crush these people’s dreams when they realize we’re on completely different planets that very few of them will ever reach. But alas, I find no solace in either situation!

Why?

Because all of these wishy-washy motherfuckers have kind of fucked up my ability to find parking for the last month!!!

Well, today marks the beginning of everything changing.

*Birdman hand rub*

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Monster Longe

Monster Longe is a personal trainer in San Diego. He has been lifting weights for +25 years and training clients in the gym and online for about half of that time. When not working with clients or making content that's easy to read, understand, and apply to everyday life, he enjoys long walks and leaving buildings crushed and entire city blocks decimated in his wake.

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