aerobics
noun [ai·roh·biks]
1. what cardio was formerly known as before it was rebranded as something that people still don’t give a fuck about doing. see also: MYSELF INCLUDED
Example of Aerobics in a Sentence
Thanks for the open invitation to join you for some aerobics but I’d never be caught dead — DEAD!!! — doing that shit. So how ’bout we scrap that idea and instead have you participate in a joint cardio session with me. Does that sound like a plan?
2. the form of exercise being performed by an assemblage of badly coiffed people wearing lots and lots of neon rather than the other form of “exercise” you were hoping for when you stumbled upon that old VHS tape in your dead grandfather’s belongings, which you thought would have vintage porn on it. see also: UNDERSTANDABLE
Example of Aerobics in a Sentence
Go ahead and think you’re the shit now with your snazzy gym duds but remember that future generations are going to look back at your choice of gymwear and find your appearance as hilarious as you do photos of your mother or grandmother decked out in a leotard, leg warmers, sweatbands, and big hair for their aerobics class back in the 1980s.
