I have a funny for you.
Are you in the mood for one?
I know, stupid question! Like, who’s NEVER in the mood for a good laugh?!?!
*ahem*
What do you call your hopes, dreams, and aspirations?
The hopes, dreams, and aspirations you talk about but do absolutely nothing to reach because you don’t have enough time, money, or whatever other bullshit you can come up with?
Yeah, those hopes, dreams, and aspirations!
What do you call them? Continue reading Your Goals
So Brittany Dawn is the most recent online coach busted for scamming people.
It’s been days since she was busted and I’m still baffled at how she wasn’t a competent coach and why there wasn’t some way for us to have known that sooner.
Not that physical appearance is a barometer of one’s knowledge or ability to train someone else, but it sure would’ve helped a bunch if she looked like she’s never worked out worth a damn, which could’ve been given away by a total lack of muscle development so she looked E-X-A-C-T-L-Y like the type of person who goes to the gym for the express purpose of taking pics and videos of themselves working out without actually working out.
Too bad she didn’t look anything like that.
So yeah, her being outed as a fraud who doesn’t know shit is baffling indeed!
verb [dee·toks]
to engage in the health practice of emptying a wallet of filthy cash, which is teeming with thousands of microbes like bacteria and fungi, plus traces of illegal drug residue. see also: GULLIBLE
noun [muhs·uhl]
the most important thing in life to work on developing when your personality isn’t enough to gain attention from others because, fuck, who wants to do something as difficult as developing one so you’re interesting to talk to and be around? see also: YOURSELF
Whatever you want to do takes a lot of work.
Too much, in fact.
Let’s just look at it.
If you want the body of your dreams, let’s say, then you have to go to the gym before or after yet another physically demanding day stuck behind a desk.
And when you go to the gym before or after yet another physically demanding day stuck behind a desk, you have to grind out reps with heavy ass weight as it feels like your muscles are on fire.
And when you go to the gym before or after yet another physically demanding day stuck behind a desk and grind out reps with heavy ass weight as it feels like your muscles are on fire, you have to bore yourself to death with cardio.
And you have to do that again the next day…
…and the next day after that…
…and the next day after that…
…and the next day aft…you get the fucking point!!!
Boy, is that a lot of work!
But wait, there’s more!!! Continue reading Decrease The Goal
