journey
noun [jur·nee]
often preceded by “fitness”, “weight loss”, or some other word to make the long and difficult process of physical transformation less vain and more esoteric than it really is. see also: FAÇADE
Category: Glossary
Adductors
adductors
noun [uh·duhk·ters]
the muscles on the inside of the thigh that either (a) helped you keep your legs closed until marriage or (b) contributed to your whorish ways by holding you in place as you straddled your beau in cowgirl so you could really get into things, which word about you doing spread around town and made you highly sought after. see also: LATTER
Example of adductors in a Sentence
Without me admitting that autoerotic asphyxiation is my kink and I was purposely looking for this type of shit, let’s just say that I was on PornHub the other day and stumbled down this rabbit hole that eventually led me to videos of this chick squeezing guy’s heads with her thighs and jerking them off with her feet so they could cum while simultaneously getting close to blacking out. Talk about having strong adductors and overall talent!
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Work Out
work out
verb [wurk out]
to exercise, or at least pretend to, before hopping on social media with selfies and vids of your unimpressive body and the unimpressive things you just did, with the caption littered with the noun “workout” when the transitive verb is appropriate and vice versa. see also: ILLITERATE
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R.P.E.
R.P.E.
abbr
Rate of Perceived Exertion (a scale from 1-10 that measures how easy or difficult you find the intensity of an exercise you’re performing — not to be confused with a similar secret guy scale that measures how easy or difficult it is to bang a chick, which is then passed on to other guys to let them know how much effort they have to put forth before banging her too). see also: TEAMWORK
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Cheat Day
cheat day
noun [cheet dey]
the first thing people ask questions about when they start a diet. see also: GUARANTEED
