adj [fat]
1. having a large amount of excess adipose, something that’s a sign of wealth and prosperity in a culture and time in history you’re shit outta luck of having the pleasure of living in. see also: ANACHRONISTIC
noun [fat]
2. short for body fat; the less nerdy name for the adipose tissue you have waaaaaayyyyyyyyy more of in abundance than lean muscle tissue.
noun [bahr·bel]
weightlifting equipment consisting of a long bar that you load up with weight plates at each end for the performance of a variety of exercises — that is, when it’s not doubling as a foam roller by some fucking guy rolling around on the floor on it like foam rollers haven’t been invented for that exact fucking purpose. see also: WEIRDO
Example of barbell in a Sentence
Sure, you can very well perform the exercise with dumbbells but I’d prefer that you do it with a barbell so that way you can go a little bit heavier to overload the muscle because each arm doesn’t have to work independently to hold the weight, which should result in more hypertrophy. But hey, if you don’t want to do the program the way it’s written by the person you paid to write it for you, then don’t! Fuck, you already paid me so what do I care?!
noun [hip thruhsts]
a popular glute exercise among women that’s commonly equated to a sex movement by immature guys who need to grow up and start having sex instead of watching so many porn movies to realize that very few women fuck like how the exercise is executed because most are too lazy to get on top and really throw it down. see also: AMATEURS
adj [ript]
having little body fat with a certain amount of muscle; in the same company as “shredded”, “cut”, and other terminology, none of which have distinctions that are agreed upon within the fitness community but all lead to the same result, which is people labeling themselves with a term their scrawny or flabby body shouldn’t be labeled with. see also: AYFKM
Example of ripped in a Sentence
Yes, honey, you look ripped in that t-shirt. And no, I’m not saying that because that’s what you told me to tell you or you wouldn’t do that thing I like you to do to me with your mouth tonight!
noun [duhm·bel]
1. weight training equipment that’s typically used in pairs and makes a loud, resonant sound when struck together to alert everyone in the immediate area that the person using them is missing a few brain cells, thus making it appropriately named. see also: ETYMOLOGY
Example of dumbbell in a Sentence
Hey, if you’re not using that dumbbell, do you mind if I take it so I can be a tool and bang it together with this one so I can make enough noise to drown out the sound of my girlfriend getting banged in the locker room by someone who’s not as big of a tool as I am?
2. has to be used in front of the rack they’re stored on to prevent others from accessing or putting back other weights until His/Her Majesty is done with their set. see also: REGICIDE
Example of dumbbell in a Sentence
Coach, I’m sorry for coming back empty-handed without the dumbbell you told me to get for the next set but somebody was doing an exercise right in front of the dumbbell rack and I didn’t want to be a dick by asking them to move or anything else that would inconvenience them!
