I have a funny for you.
Are you in the mood for one?
I know, stupid question! Like, who’s NEVER in the mood for a good laugh?!?!
*ahem*
What do you call your hopes, dreams, and aspirations?
The hopes, dreams, and aspirations you talk about but do absolutely nothing to reach because you don’t have enough time, money, or whatever other bullshit you can come up with?
Yeah, those hopes, dreams, and aspirations!
What do you call them? Continue reading Your Goals
Whatever you want to do takes a lot of work.
Too much, in fact.
Let’s just look at it.
If you want the body of your dreams, let’s say, then you have to go to the gym before or after yet another physically demanding day stuck behind a desk.
And when you go to the gym before or after yet another physically demanding day stuck behind a desk, you have to grind out reps with heavy ass weight as it feels like your muscles are on fire.
And when you go to the gym before or after yet another physically demanding day stuck behind a desk and grind out reps with heavy ass weight as it feels like your muscles are on fire, you have to bore yourself to death with cardio.
And you have to do that again the next day…
…and the next day after that…
…and the next day after that…
…and the next day aft…you get the fucking point!!!
Boy, is that a lot of work!
But wait, there’s more!!! Continue reading Decrease The Goal
Excuses!
Excuses!!
Excuses!!!
You having a reason to get out of some activity, function, obligation, whatever, never fails.
N-E-V-E-R!!!
AND WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THAT?!?!
Not a damn thing! Continue reading Let’s Not
Can you name something that you like overpaying for, especially when you can get it for much, much cheaper somewhere else?
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Well, besides sushi and tacos and Indian food and anything else that can have you Dumb and Dumber-ing a toilet bowl. Continue reading Know Your Worth
Emotional heartache after finding out your boo-bear was not only cheating on you but with someone much, much less hotter than you?
Ran an idea through someone you trusted who said it was stupid but then turned around and stole it and is now a mega-millionaire thanks to it?
Underemployed and have student debt that’ll take you three lifetimes to pay off because your parents spent the buttload of money left to you by your grandparents on shoes, clothes, fancy dinners, and other shit for themselves instead of squirreling the money away for your college education and beyond?
A horde of barbarians ransacked your village and burned it to the ground then sold you into slavery, which you worked your way out of?
What’s a person to do?!?! Continue reading Knocked Down
