exercise
noun [ek·ser·sahyz]
1. that movement in the gym that you’re butchering the execution of and is causing everyone to whip out their phone and record you so they can clown you on their social media feed instead of being courteous enough to offer unsolicited advice that you’ll ignore. see also: ENTERTAINMENT
2. physical activity that’s sometimes done as a substitute for therapy instead of getting the professional help that’s desperately needed to resolve anger, stress, or trauma that’s thiiiiiiiiisssss close to simmering over into a murder-suicide.
3. not as big of a reason as you would like to believe why you are or aren’t losing weight.
verb [ek·ser·sahyz]
4. to do physical activities in order to flood the social media feeds of followers with gym selfies, workout videos shot from fucked up angles, and grammatically challenged status updates, with the incessant denial that such action is attention-whoring and not about motivating others. see also: VALIDATION
