JUST THE TIP #2590
Ummmmmm…there are better ways to secretly communicate to others at the gym that you’re into the swinger lifestyle than choosing a weight that’s too heavy and then swinging your entire body to perform dumbbell and barbell curls.
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That’s right, just wear a black ring on your right hand or display the visage of an upside-down pineapple like you would anywhere else, motherfucker!
Glossary: barbell, dumbbell, gym
Monster Longe is a personal trainer and online coach in San Diego. He's helped hundreds of people lose weight, build muscle, and become more attractive to their loved one so they don't have as strong of a desire to cheat on them anymore. When not working with clients or making content that's easy to read, understand, and apply to everyday life, he enjoys making fun of Drake and people who like the guy.
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