lifting belt
noun [lifting belt]
1. a flexible band of material that’s commonly worn to protect the back but, contrary to popular belief, does no such thing, thus making it very similar to government, which also doesn’t have our proverbial back though many would like to believe so. see also: DER STAAT (1908)
2. usually made of a wide band of thick leather that’s fastened around the waist by a huge ass buckle; should only be worn for heavy squats and deadlifts but is instead worn at all times and for every exercise because who the fuck doesn’t want to look that stylish?!?! see also: PILGRIM
