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So Disappointed

I'm going to make you so disappointed - note to self — Shit Monster Says

I'm going to make you so disappointed - note to self — Shit Monster Says

All those things you hope to do?

Yeah, like exercise more.

And eat healthier.

And be a better parent/partner/son/daughter/friend/human being.

And start putting money away instead of spending it on blow and hookers.

And go back to school to get a degree so you can make your daily bread in a way that’s more fulfilling than masturbating on a webcam in front of strangers for tokens.

Yeah, that stuff!

Know what I have to say?

Don’t even bother!

Yup, that’s right.

Don’t bother!

You’re only going to fail then feel down about yourself for being such a failure.

Fuck, isn’t that what you do all the time with all your initiatives?

On top of that, you’ll have people looking down on you all judgey-like when you come up short.

So save yourself the hassle.

By no means can this time be any different!


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