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The Best Version Of…

Today I will be the best version of…anyone but me — Shit Monster Says

Today I will be the best version of…anyone but me — Shit Monster Says

What’s the hardest thing in the world to do?

To forgive? Nope!

Public speaking? Nope!

Stick with a diet from beginning to end? Oooooh, that’s right up there, but no!

Stay faithful in a relationship? That’s another good guess, but no!

Live as a Black man in America? Hey, I said hard, not impossible!!!

Be yourself? Yup, that’s right!

Be yourself!

Being yourself is the hardest thing in the whole wide world to do.

Being yourself is hard.

Sooooooooo, sooooooooo haaaarrrrdddd!

Pretending to be something you’re not? Not so hard.

Shiiiiiiiiiittttttttt, isn’t that what those talentless hacks in Hollywood teach us?

So yeah, do that.

Be your inauthentic self…

unless you’re Oprah!


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