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The Pain You Feel Today…

The pain you feel today will be the pain you feel tomorrow (because, duh, you don't have a mutant healing factor) — Shit Monster Says

The pain you feel today will be the pain you feel tomorrow (because, duh, you don't have a mutant healing factor) — Shit Monster Says

Why make yourself vulnerable to others when they can rebuff and hurt you?

That shit’s painful!

P-A-I-N-F-U-L, I tell ya!!!*

Wanna know the best way not to feel that sort of pain?

That kind of excruciating, agonizing pain?

Yup, just keep your feelings bottled up inside and never put yourself out there.

Go ahead!

DIE ALONE!!!

Now, how’s that for some life advice?!

You’re welcome!

*ahem*

While the life coaching I just gave was perfect because being a life coach is one of the many expectations of me, I’m a muhfuggin’ personal trainer, so let’s stick to the topic of fitness. Continue reading The Pain You Feel Today…

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Monday

Monday

noun [muhn·dey]
1. the day of the week that comes between Sunday and Tuesday and is internationally recognized as the magical day to begin or restart a plan, program, whatever, rather than immediately starting or making a course-correction. see also: TOMORROW

2. the day of the week to save humanity from incurring the wrath of plague, pestilence, and famine from the heavens above for training the pectoral muscles on any other day but the start of the week. see also: HEROISM

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