verb [buhlk]
to enjoy food, enjoy it a little too much, then rather than admit that the ensuing fat gain is because of poor self-control, lie to yourself and everyone within earshot that the excess calories are for the purpose of building muscle. see also: FATTY
noun [kahr·dee·oh]
1. aerobic exercise of low to high intensity that elevates the heart rate, strengthens the lungs, improves endurance, and has calorie-burning benefits that your fat ass wishes you had done more of as your running away slows down and your murderer catches up to you. see also: VICTIM
2. a special kind of torture done mostly by those who want to lose fat and look good but think they have dormant mutant genes that’ll turn them into muscle-bound freakazoids if they even dare step in the free weight area and lift heavy ass shit. see also: WOMEN
Maaaaaannnn, [insert goal] is impossible!
<stereotypical Spanish accent>¡Imposible!</stereotypical Spanish accent>
Sure, I haven’t given an honest effort nor even attempted to start [insert goal] but I know it can’t be done because [insert goal] has NEVER been accomplished and there aren’t examples up the pooper of folks like me doing what I want to do.
Nah, homie!
What I wanna do is I-M-P-O-S-S-I-B-L-E… Continue reading It Always Seems Impossible
adj [es·thet·ik]
an overused term largely employed by gym brahs who think they look muscular and fit when, in fact, their six-pack and general leanness is owed to their just being skinny, making them not that impressive as they flex in the mirror in between every set in their stringer tank top. see also: DELUSIONAL
Example of aesthetic in a Sentence
I have no plans on ever bulking to put any considerable size on my scrawny frame because I don’t want to ruin this aesthetic figure!
