What’s the hardest thing in the world to do?
To forgive? Nope!
Public speaking? Nope!
Stick with a diet from beginning to end? Oooooh, that’s right up there, but no!
Stay faithful in a relationship? That’s another good guess, but no!
Live as a Black man in America? Hey, I said hard, not impossible!!!
Be yourself? Yup, that’s right!
Be yourself! Continue reading The Best Version Of…
noun [jim mir·er]
a glass object that reflects images and is used for gym selfies by standing directly in front of people stupid enough to want to use it to monitor their lifting technique while performing an exercise movement. see also: INVISIBLE
I have a question for you.
It’s a real doozy, but give it a shot! Continue reading Shitty Personality
noun [ek·ser·sahyz]
1. that movement in the gym that you’re butchering the execution of and is causing everyone to whip out their phone and record you so they can clown you on their social media feed instead of being courteous enough to offer unsolicited advice that you’ll ignore. see also: ENTERTAINMENT
2. physical activity that’s sometimes done as a substitute for therapy instead of getting the professional help that’s desperately needed to resolve anger, stress, or trauma that’s thiiiiiiiiisssss close to simmering over into a murder-suicide.
3. not as big of a reason as you would like to believe why you are or aren’t losing weight.
verb [ek·ser·sahyz]
4. to do physical activities in order to flood the social media feeds of followers with gym selfies, workout videos shot from fucked up angles, and grammatically challenged status updates, with the incessant denial that such action is attention-whoring and not about motivating others. see also: VALIDATION
Hard work?
You mean, put forth a representative effort in order to change your life?
Like, come home from your full-time job and stay up late at night to work on starting your own business instead of making somebody else rich?
Like, spend seven years of your life coming up with a general theory of relativity to go down in history as a genius?
Like, meal plan and food prep everything you eat well in advance so you always have food at hand to limit your chances of reaching for crap because you want the body you always dreamed about?
Maaaaaaannnnnn, fuck that shit!!! Continue reading Wish For It
