noun [in·ten·si·tee]
the act of yelling and/or contorting your face in effort to convince those within proximity that you’re working out hard with your pussy ass weights like they won’t think any less of your pussy ass for working out with pussy ass weights and making a big production out of it. see also: FUGAZI
noun [bod·ee·bil·der]
1. someone who knows how to use weight training to build muscle and lose fat but is somehow viewed as a blithering idiot by you — you who clearly doesn’t know how to use weight training to build muscle and lose fat and keeps failing at it, if your body is any fucking indication. see also: PROJECTION
2. anyone with the hubris to eat properly and lift weights in hope of improving the way they look because they think God’s work can be made better, as if He makes errors and they weren’t made perfect and beautiful in His image. see also: BLASPHEMY
noun [ri·zuhlts]
the expected fruits of your labor from working out and eating right without actually laboring to work out and eat right, which is a kinda sorta necessary condition of changing the body. see also: STFU
noun [skwot rak]
the place in the gym to test your badassery — if you perform barbell curls in it without anyone telling you to fuck off, then you’re pretty big and not worth fighting; if, however, you perform curls in it and someone tells you to fuck off, then take it as a sign to fuck off before getting fucked up. see also: COJONES
noun [feb·ju·er·i]
when 80 percent of people quit their New Year’s resolutions after all the holiday alcohol finally clears their system, which was responsible for getting them far too ahead of themselves with their wild delusions of giving a fuck. see also: SOON
