Category: Shit “M” Says

Can we have a heart-to-heart?

Whether you say yes or no doesn’t matter because I’m not really asking your permission!

Take it how you wanna, but most of you (especially YOU) aren’t built for this shit.

This exercise thing is a trend right now.

Everyone is doing it, including you.

<finger pointing at you>YEAH, YOU!!!</finger pointing at you>

Oh, but you’re different!

If fitness weren’t the in-thing to do, you’d still be doing it, huh?

Say yes all you want, but you’re a poseur. Continue reading Life Is Tough

Oh, you think I’m here to talk, like this is social hour and I give a fuck about the news and what’s going on in the world?

The latest movie you saw to temporarily escape from your sad sack of a life?

How your boss is riding you so hard that you know how Alayah Sashu felt in that infamous scene that led to her…ummmmmm…”retirement”?

Nah, motherfucker! Continue reading Resting Gym Face

What’s the hardest thing in the world to do?

To forgive? Nope!

Public speaking? Nope!

Stick with a diet from beginning to end? Oooooh, that’s right up there, but no!

Stay faithful in a relationship? That’s another good guess, but no!

Live as a Black man in America? Hey, I said hard, not impossible!!!

Be yourself? Yup, that’s right!

Be yourself! Continue reading The Best Version Of…

I have a question for you.

It’s a real doozy, but give it a shot! Continue reading Shitty Personality

Hard work?

You mean, put forth a representative effort in order to change your life?

Like, come home from your full-time job and stay up late at night to work on starting your own business instead of making somebody else rich?

Like, spend seven years of your life coming up with a general theory of relativity to go down in history as a genius?

Like, meal plan and food prep everything you eat well in advance so you always have food at hand to limit your chances of reaching for crap because you want the body you always dreamed about?

Maaaaaaannnnnn, fuck that shit!!! Continue reading Wish For It