January
noun [jan·yoo·er·ee]
1. a month in the Julian and Gregorian calendars that’s the ONLY time of the year when all goals can be started. see also: LOGICAL
2. when regular members of a gym have the majority of their monthly fees for the entire year subsidized by people who pay for gym memberships they’ll never use again after a few weeks because they’re still in the Christmas spirit of giving. see also: UNDERAPPRECIATED
