The biggest difference between successful people and failures is what?
A) Intelligence?
B) Opportunity?
C) Resources?
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Doubt
Ectomorph
ectomorph
noun [ek·tuh·mawrf]
an individual who runs around bitching and moaning to anyone who’ll listen that they can’t gain weight no matter how much food they imagine themselves eating, obviously not understanding that fantasy calories don’t translate into real-world gains. see also: ANNOYING
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Pathetic
pathetic
adj [puh·thet·ik]
the effort given by you to stick with your diet, work out regularly, train hard, and do a bunch of other shit that could help you come across like you actually give a fuck about the health and fitness goals you annoyed everyone with at the very beginning. see also: CAREER
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Concern For Others
Not everyone is ecstatic that you’re finally getting your shit together.
Nah, there are some people who wish you’d stay the same.
Same horrible body.
Same horrible health.
Same horrible everything.
…and it’s all your fault! Continue reading Concern For Others
What’s The Worst That Could Happen?!
What’s The Worst That Could Happen?!
May my international readers please excuse me for a moment. I need to dust off my political science degree and have some words in private with my readers in ‘Murica.
*ahem*
I’m sure many of you did your civic duty and voted…
…and were shocked for the umpteenth time when you found out that your vote means nothing as long as there’s an electoral college that gives smaller states a bigger voice than places where people actually live.
What, you weren’t paying attention when the shit was covered in the various forms of civics classes you took in grade school and college?
Anyway, life goes on.
So quit the bellyaching and go to the gym, you!
Believe me, there’s nothing that can go wrong in the next four years that can make this election result the worst of all possible worlds. Yes! Yes, I’m saying that as facetiously as possible as someone who’s writing this very paragraph in 2020 and has the gift of hindsight to know this administration is even worse than it was imagined capable of being when the above was written on November 10, 2016!
Monster Longe is a personal trainer in San Diego. He has been lifting weights for +25 years and training clients in the gym and online for about half of that time. When not working with clients or making content that's easy to read, understand, and apply to everyday life, he enjoys long walks and leaving buildings crushed and entire city blocks decimated in his wake.
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